We know the glare on your iPad will make it tough to read our quick summary of the alt-weeklies' hits and misses this week while lounging on Hipster Hill, but please,

It's Wednesday. Time again for stacks of free Weekly papers to appear on street corners around town. With the fog finally gone and the sun shining too bright to read a

Jeez. This September weather ain't all it's cracked up to be. Good thing we can stay in the warmth of the indoors and read the weeklies from the comfort

It's, remarkably, almost the end of calendar-summer, and the symbolic end of East Coast summer when people throw big bashes at their summer shares, but here in S.F. summer

What's that? You've never heard the term 'alt-weekly' because you're of the new generation that gets all their news hourly, and online, free of

It's so sunny out. Why would you want newsprint all over your fingers when you have sunblock to apply? Please accept, as a token of our love for you, this roundup

The word "Wednesday" is derived from the Middle English Wednesdei, which translates roughly to "the day the alt-weekly papers are released." (Look it up.) While you do that,

It's once again time for us, your trusty SFist editors, to sum up the Must Reads, the Funny Reads, and the Don't Bothers from the alt weeklies, because who

A brief format change here for We Read the Weeklies, by which we mean We Read the Weeklies will be going for brevity. So without further ado: the Must Reads, the Funny Reads

Well, here we are again with the (virtual) weeklies. [Insert crack about ink-stained old media here.] And we're off. SF Weekly This week, SF Weekly treats us to their Summer

Too lazy to walk those couple of blocks to the news boxes? No matter. Herein we bring you the pertinent highlights from this week's batch of alt weelies. SF Weekly OK.